Padala ito ng isang kaibigan, nawala ang antok ko nang mabasa ko ito. Akala nyo ba mga Chinese lang ang may mga bloopers na ganito?
**Nakasulat sa pader:
“MARUNONG KA BANG TUMAHOL? ASO LANG ANG UMIIHI DITO!”
** along a highway in Pampanga:
“WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE”
** in a Baguio grocery:
“FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE”
** in Cubao:
“NONE ID NOTHING ENTRY”
** on a parking lot:
“TAXI AND OUTSIDE CAR NOT ALLOWED”
** along Luneta Boulevard:
“BAWAL TUMAE SA BULEVARD”
** on Jeepney and Bus signs:
“BEFORE PAY, TELL WHERE GET THE ON BEFORE GET THE OFF”
** on a Flower shop in Rizal Avenue:
“WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS”
** on a delivery truck:
“NOT FOR HERE”
** on window of a restaurant in Baguio:
“WANTED: BOY WAITRESS”
** A grafitti inside the cubicle of a ladies’ C.R. in a university:
“PLEASE DON’T SIT LIKE A FROG, SIT LIKE A QUEEN.”
** At a men’s comfort room, above a urinal:
“HAWAK MO ANG KINABUKASAN NG BAYAN”
** at a construction site in Mandaluyong:
“BAWAL OMEHI DITO. ANG MAHOLI BOG-BOG”
** somewhere along San Andres:
“NO URINATING, ON THE OVER WALLS”
** vacant lot near makati ave.:
“DON’T PARKING”
** at an eatery in Cebu:
“WE HAB SOPDRINK IN CAN AND IN BATOL!
and this is the best of them all!!
* * on a building somewhere in the Philippines…
“NOTARY PUBLIC TUMATANGGAP DIN NG LABADA KUNG LINGGO”*
Patrice said,
March 20, 2007 @ 8:25 am
haha, ang sama pagtawanan pero can’t help it. yang ang nakaka-miss sa pinoy. pure humor, walang samaan ng loob. dito yung mga jokes na ganyan, discrimination na agad ang sigaw nila.
nikki said,
March 22, 2007 @ 12:40 am
boring pala kausap ang mga tao dyan pat! hehehe!
ann said,
March 23, 2007 @ 10:14 pm
Yung sa pampanga nakikita ko yun pag dumadaan ako sa highway ng bacolor.
nikki said,
March 24, 2007 @ 12:13 am
ah talaga ate ann? totoo pala talagang merong mga ganyang signs. ang galing ng nag-compile nito. hehehe!
João Marques said,
February 4, 2008 @ 11:44 am
hahaha, very funny!