Tumawa muna tayo

March 20, 2007 · Filed under From My Inbox

Padala ito ng isang kaibigan, nawala ang antok ko nang mabasa ko ito. Akala nyo ba mga Chinese lang ang may mga bloopers na ganito?

**Nakasulat sa pader:
“MARUNONG KA BANG TUMAHOL? ASO LANG ANG UMIIHI DITO!”

** along a highway in Pampanga:
“WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE”

** in a Baguio grocery:
“FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE”

** in Cubao:
“NONE ID NOTHING ENTRY”

** on a parking lot:
“TAXI AND OUTSIDE CAR NOT ALLOWED”

** along Luneta Boulevard:
“BAWAL TUMAE SA BULEVARD”

** on Jeepney and Bus signs:
“BEFORE PAY, TELL WHERE GET THE ON BEFORE GET THE OFF”

** on a Flower shop in Rizal Avenue:
“WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS”

** on a delivery truck:
“NOT FOR HERE”

** on window of a restaurant in Baguio:
“WANTED: BOY WAITRESS”

** A grafitti inside the cubicle of a ladies’ C.R. in a university:
“PLEASE DON’T SIT LIKE A FROG, SIT LIKE A QUEEN.”

** At a men’s comfort room, above a urinal:
“HAWAK MO ANG KINABUKASAN NG BAYAN”

** at a construction site in Mandaluyong:
“BAWAL OMEHI DITO. ANG MAHOLI BOG-BOG”

** somewhere along San Andres:
“NO URINATING, ON THE OVER WALLS”

** vacant lot near makati ave.:
“DON’T PARKING”

** at an eatery in Cebu:
“WE HAB SOPDRINK IN CAN AND IN BATOL!

 and this is the best of them all!!

* * on a building somewhere in the Philippines…

“NOTARY PUBLIC TUMATANGGAP DIN NG LABADA KUNG LINGGO”*