Seven reasons why God created Eve

I found this in a magazine and had a few laughs so I thought I’d share it with you.

7. God was worried that Adam would always get lost in the garden because he refused to ask anybody for directions.

6. God knew that one day Adam would ned someone to find and give him the television's remote control.

5. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf to cover himself up when he wore out his old one.

4. As the keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he put down his tools.

3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame everything on every time something happens.

2. God thought that leaving man alone could be dangerous!

1. When God finished creating Adam, He stepped back, scratched His head and said, "I can do better than that."

There wasn't any mention of an author's name in the magazine but I would guess that the author must be a female. Hehehe!

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18 Responses so far »

  1. 1

    ann said,

    For sure babae nga…hehehe. Isang aping babae sa asawa.

  2. 2

    nikki said,

    hehehehe! malamang tama ka ate ann. πŸ˜€

  3. 4

    nikki said,

    hi jo! thanks for dropping by.

    funny nga talaga ano pero some of my friends say na true daw yung most of the reasons sa list. hehehe!

  4. 5

    kiwipinay said,

    hello doc ganda! thanks for the prayers. pasensha na at matagal akong nawala. πŸ˜€

  5. 6

    nikki said,

    hello mam kiwi! salamat naman at nakabalik ka na. πŸ™‚

    walang anuman po yun. basta dito lang kaming mga readers mo for you.

  6. 7

    Patrice said,

    hmm, bakit parang lahat ata ng trait ni Adam eh nasa asawa ko. common denominators ng mga lalaki? Hehe. Swerte talaga nila!

  7. 8

    nikki said,

    hehehe! pat, swerte talaga nila.

  8. 9

    soul-seeker said,

    Hehehe πŸ™‚

    How’s it going, Doc Nikki? Chat tayo minsan. Uy may kasalanan ako sa yo. I deleted your comment sa latest post ko by mistake while moderating my comments. Sorry po!

    Ingat!

  9. 10

    nikki said,

    hi diane! ok lang, no problem. πŸ™‚

    sige, let’s make it date. hehe! ingat din lagi.

  10. 11

    soul-seeker said,

    Hi Doc Nikki! Kelan chat date natin? Hehe πŸ™‚ Just drop me a line whenever you’re free. Ingat ka rin lagi! πŸ™‚

  11. 12

    ella said,

    Hahaha loved number 1. God IS wise hehe. Oist sali ako sa chat ‘nyo ni Di. May date pa kayong nalalaman ha.

  12. 13

    nikki said,

    diane, how about this coming thursday? what is the best time for you? πŸ™‚

  13. 14

    nikki said,

    ella!!! oo naman, pwedeng-pwede kang sumali. oo, ganyan kami ni diane, as in talagang date kasi laging hindi kami nagpapang-abot. hehe! available ka this coming thursday?

  14. 15

    ella said,

    sige, anong oras? Miss na miss ko na kayo eh

  15. 16

    soul-seeker said,

    Hi Doc Nikki and Ella! Pwede ako ‘pag Thursday morning or tanghali diyan–basta, I’ll be free 9AM onward your time. Wednesday night or Thursday early morning ‘yun dito. Miss na miss ko na kayo, grabe!

    Love you friends! *mwah*

  16. 17

    nikki said,

    hi diane! ok sige, its a date this thursday. πŸ™‚

  17. 18

    soul-seeker said,

    Hi Doc Nikki! Okay, it’s a date. Ella, kung pwede kang mag-online n’un, sa Thursday ang chat date natin. πŸ™‚ Miss you both!


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